Best Halloween Quotes (Funny, Happy, Short Quotes 2020)

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There are so many things to do onHalloween, but there is another way to enjoy this day.Halloween quotesare such an inspiring way to celebrate it because these can get you in the mood and make your day special. So Halloween is coming too soon. So appreciate this day with some funny and memorable Halloween quotes. We gathered the best collection of Halloween quotes for you, which have the power to strike fear into the wittiest feelings.

Halloween Quotes

“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus” Max, Hocus Pocus


“When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween” Unknown


“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble” William Shakespeare


“Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas” Stephen Graham Jones


“There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight” Unknown


“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers”L.M. Montgomery


“I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner” Evan Peters


“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story” Mason Cooley


“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night” Steve Almond


“Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it” Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown


“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare” Brackett, Halloween


“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality” Lucy Van Pelt, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown


“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus” Max, Hocus Pocus


“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols” Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown


“By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes” William Shakespeare, Macbeth


“Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it” Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown


“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble” William Shakespeare, Macbeth


“Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it” Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas


“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls” George Carlin


“‘Tis the night—the night of the grave’s delight, and the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without the wild winds shout, but no, it is they—it is they” Cleveland Coxe


“Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat” Nicholas Gordon


“On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park” Nick Gordon


“The farther we’ve gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we’ve come to need Halloween” Paula Guran


“If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween” Douglas Coupland


“Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, ‘Tonight is Halloween” Dexter Kozen


“The world turned upside down—in a good way—for one black velvet night” Karen Fortunati


“He did the mash/He did the monster mash/The monster mash/It was a graveyard smash”’ Bobby “Boris” Pickett, Monster Mash


“A candy a day keeps the monsters away” Unknown


“Trick or treat, a bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street” Unknown


“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat” Rusty Fischer


“On Halloween, you get to become anything that you want to be” Ava Dellaria


“If the broom fits, ride it” Unknown


“The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It’s unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that’s never been advertised. And there’s a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there’s a ton of it leftover” Lewis Black


“Anyone could see that the win”d was a special wind this night, and the darkness took on a special feel because it was All Hallows’ Eve” Ray Bradbury, American Author


“During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded” Unknown


“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble” William Shakespeare, Macbeth


“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see” Edgar Allan Poe, American Writer


“Where there is no imagination there is no horror” Arthur Conan Doyle, British Writer


“Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue” Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow


“No good deed will I do again” Elphaba, Wicked


“Witch parking. All others will be toad” Unknown


“Goodbye cruel world” Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus


“The world turned upside down—in a good way—for one black velvet night” Karen Fortunati, American Author


“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand” Mary Shelley, Frankenstein


“Fear,’ the doctor said, ‘is the relinquishment of logic, the willing relinquishing of reasonable patterns. We yield to it or we fight it, but we cannot meet it halfway” Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House


“I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth.I heard many things in hell” Edgar Allan Poe, The Tell-Tale Heart


“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story” Mason Cooley, American Aphorist


“Not every witch lives in Salem” Unknown


“We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones” Stephen King, American Author


” I dropped the candies into the children’s bags, thinking: You small mortals don’t realize the power of your stories” Karen Russell, Vampires in the Lemon Grove


“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss” Gomez, The Addams Family


“Everything seemed cut from soft black velvet or gold or orange velvet. Smoke panted up out of a thousand chimneys like the plumes of funeral parades. From the kitchen, windows drifted two pumpkin smells: gourds being cut, pies being baked” Ray Bradbury, American Author


 Short Halloween Quotes

“I put a spell on you” jay hawkins


“where there is no imagination, there is no horror”  arthur conan doyle


“When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘this near Halloween” author unknown


” Eat, drink and be scary ”


“Don’t forget to brush your teeth tonight. You don’t want to get a boo-that“


” Too cute to Spook”


“Double, double toil and trouble”


“fire burn and cauldron bubble” William Shakespeare “Macbeth”


“Where there is no imagination there is no horror” Sir Arthur Conan Doyle


“Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before” Edgar Allan Poe, “The Raven”


“The blood is life” Bram Stoker “Dracula”


“Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween” Dexter Kozen


“When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween” Author Unknown


“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble”Shakespeare


“Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it” Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown


“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare” Brackett, “Halloween”


“When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween” Unknown


 

“I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner” Evan Peters


“Where there is no imagination there is no horror” Arthur Conan Doyle


“She used to tell me that a full moon was when mysterious things happen and wishes come to true” Shannon A. Thompson


“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story” Mason Cooley


“Tis the night — the night of the grave’s delight, and the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without the wild winds shout, but no, it is they — it is they” Cleveland Coxe


“Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween” Dexter Kozen


“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask” Colette


“Listen to them — the children of the night. What music they make” Bram Stoker


“By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes” William Shakespeare


“Men say that in this midnight hour, the disembodied have power” William Motherwell


“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls” George Carlin


“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves” Humbert Wolfe


“Shadows mutter, mist replies; darkness purrs as midnight sighs” Rusty Fischer


“The farther we’ve gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we’ve come to need Halloween” Paula Guran


“I put a spell on you because you’re mine” Jay Hawkins


Funny Halloween quotes

“Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets” Boo-tiques


“What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes” A cereal killer


“What does a skeleton order at a restaurant” Spare ribs


“What do you call a witch in the desert” A sandwitch


“What kind of streets do zombies like the best” Dead ends


“Who does Dracula get letters from” His fang club


“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween”


“I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween” Mindy Kaling


“I have friends who wear Star Wars costumes and act like the characters all day. I may not be that deep into it, but there’s something great about loving what you love and not caring if it’s unpopular” Kristen Bell


“I put the costume on and said ‘It’s not very comfortable, but it looks amazing,’ so it’s all good” Chris Hemsworth


“Women: You can’t live with them, and you can’t get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something” Emo Philips


“Who made the rule that everybody has to dress like sheep 364 days of the year? Think of all the people you’d meet if they were in costume every day. People would be so much easier to talk to – like talking to dogs” Douglas Coupland


“I’m boo’d up”


“Feelin’ fang-cy”


“You say witch like it’s a bad thing”


“New mask, who dis”


“I’m such a haunt mess”


“Hot ghoul Halloween”


“You better work, witch”


“Have a spooktacular night”


“Ghostest with the mostest”


“Just witchful thinking”


“Demons are a ghouls best friend”


“Bugs and hisses”


“The ghosts with the mostest”


“Too cute to spook”


“I’m here for the boos”


“I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy”


“Happy Halloween, witches”


“Witch Way to the candy”


“This is where the magic happens”


“Bewitched”


“Trick or treat yo’ self”


“If the broom fits, fly it”


“Cutest pumpkin in the patch”


“Swish swish, witch”


“To gourd to be true”


“Get in, loser. We’re going haunting”


“Creep it real”


“Boo Felicia”


“Squadghouls”


“If you’ve got it, haunt it”


Happy Halloween Quotes

“When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on  Halloween”


“say boo and scary on Disney Halloween quote”


. “For the last time, son Ozzy is not under your bed”


“If I’m lazy and I can’t come up with a costume, I would just wear a slip and write “Freudian” on it” Julia Stiles


“Last Halloween was bad for me. I got beat up. I went to a party dressed as a piñata” Jim Samuels


“I learned something the other day. I learned that Jehovah’s Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween. I guess they don’t like strangers going up to their door and annoying them” Bruce Clark (Happy Halloween Quotes)


“I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids” Robert Brault


“I awaken in the Halloween aftermath. Bed covered in candy wrappers. Looking down at my chocolate smeared hands I whisper, “What have I done” Reverend Scott.


“On Halloween, I sit in front of my house with a sign that says, “I still live with my parents.” I don’t like dressing up, but I still like scaring the kids” Dan LaMorte (Happy Halloween Quotes)


“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on peoples’ doors and go, “Trick or treat — No thank you” Rita Rudner


“Here’s a good one from Jimmy Fallon: Krispy Kreme says it will give a free donut to any customer who shows up wearing a costume on Halloween. So if you’re the kind of person willing to take the time to dress up in a costume just to get a free donut, then yes. This is rock bottom”


“For this Halloween, I’m going as someone who makes eye contact” Dean Karrier


“I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it’s Election night”


“For Halloween, I’ve decided the easiest thing to do is give up caffeine. If that doesn’t scare the hell out of everyone around me, nothing will”


“My lack of dusting skills will finally pay off at Halloween”


“I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween that in the end I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn’t in. Forget the ships. My lighthouse, my rules”


“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween”


“Death: I’m not wearing a costume, I’m here to take your sou- Wow, full-size Snickers” Nevermind, we’re good”


“November 1st: National Eat Your Kid’s Halloween Candy After They Go To Bed Day”


“These eyes will deceive you, they will destroy you. They will take from you, your innocence, your pride, and eventually your soul. These eyes do not see what you and I see. Behind these eyes one finds only blackness, the absence of light, these are of a psychopath” Dr. Samuel Loomis, Halloween


“Something came out of the fog and tried to destroy us. In one moment, it vanished. But if this has been anything but a nightmare, and if we don’t wake up to find ourselves safe in our beds, it could come again. To the ships at sea who can hear my voice: look across the water, into the darkness. Look for the fog” Stevie Wayne, The Fog


“That was a very student film” Noah, The Ring (Happy Halloween Quotes)


“Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds true love” Dracula


“Don’t let any vampires suck the fun out of your night”


“Just wanted to let you know that I’ll chase all those scary things away from you this Halloween”


“Totally made for each other just like Frankenstein and his Wife”’


“Your love potion totally worked”


“Scary with you is better than scary without you”


“Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with” Mummy


“I’m glad to have you as my ghoul-friend this Halloween. Happy Halloween”


“Real love is to offer your life at the feet of another” Let The Right One In


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